(Sung to the tune of “Lonely Boy” by Paul Anka)


 


data point

I’m just a data point

Lowly and true

I just don’t mean much

Unless I’m with you


You know everything

That I’m made of

But all I want

Is some Brand to love


Some Brand, yes, some Brand to love

Some Brand that fits

Some Brand to wear

At moments like this


I’d like to hear

Some Brand just tweet

I’ll give you my love

Gosh that would be sweet.


I’m just a data point

Lowly and true

I just don’t mean much

Unless I’m with you


You know everything

That I’m made of

But all I want

Is some Brand to love


Some Brand, oh some Brand, oh

Some Brand, oh please

Market to me

You’ll make me happy

Just wait and see


I shopped so hard

At the markets online

That I might find

A mascot that’s mine


I’m just a data point

Lowly and true

I just don’t mean much

Unless I’m with you


You know everything

That I’m made of

But all I want

Is some Brand to love